First answer the questions...

1. What was the 3rd most popular name for a boy in 2008?

Birdmonster
General Marshington
Terry

2. Who was offered a big bag of money to leave town?

Mr Gum
Father Christmas
John Travolta

3. What will Nuffles McWinterleg be mostly remembered for?

Doing graffiti on the side of a horse
Laughing at a vole until it cried
Kicking a flamingo in the beak

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'YOU'VE BEEN GUMMED!' Competition

Happy halloween!

In life there are two types of people. There are winners and there are losers.

How do you seperate those two groups? Why through the use of competitions, that's how!

We recently ran a competition where we asked you lot to stick sticky Mr Gum stickers onto the faces of well known celebrities (or at least pictures of them), take a snapshot of the evidence then send that evidence to us.

Well. We have for you the winner of that competition below. We also have one of the losers. Not to point the poking finger of laughter at them, by golly no. In fact the entry was so good we thought it should receive an honourable mention.

An honourable mention is a nice way of saying, "you're still a loser but full marks for trying".

The only problem with the entry, and the reason it didn't win was that it's a drawing rather than a picture and it's not a celebrity and there are no stickers on it.

THE WINNER!

Congratulations to Rachel Greig, winner of our 'You've Been Gummed' Competition. A mono-brow and facial hair are a must for any supermodel worth their salt, and Kate Moss wears them particularly well, she's even managed to accessorise them with her coat lapels. Rachel, you will soon be surrounded by tennis balls and pencils, although you won't be sent enough to prevent you leaving your house or hinder your movement in any way. Your winner's certificate and signed copy of Mr Gum and the Goblins will be sent hot off the press.

THE LOSER! Sorry, what i should have said is THE HONOURABLE MENTION!

A special mention to Isaac Adni, whose picture of HM The Queen 'Gummed' should be made into a stamp. This probably won't happen though because the Queen doesn't live in Lamonic Bibber and they only like to have local residents appearing on their stamps.